And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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