Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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