wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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