What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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