So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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