is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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