You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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