just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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