All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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