hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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