sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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