So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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