so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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