I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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