Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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