Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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