She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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