No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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