let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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