btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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