One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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