Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My dick has a subreddit
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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