After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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