I want to walk on stilts...naked
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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