I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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