If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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