Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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