I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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