I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and she was petting her beer can
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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