Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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