Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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