ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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