have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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