i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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