i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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