matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize