They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
