She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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