Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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