should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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