Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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