I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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