Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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