Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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