OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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