redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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