jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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