My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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