Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
