I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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