She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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