You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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