i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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