Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
