you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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