Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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