i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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